Some blog by some 19 year old girl

God Ed Westwick….just..I can’t..

Mon, 17 Dec 2012 23:37:36 -0500

God Ed Westwick….just..I can’t..

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Sun, 30 Sep 2012 22:58:55 -0400

GOOOODDDDD.

Sat, 02 Jun 2012 00:09:04 -0400

GOOOODDDDD.

Sweet Jesus..

Sat, 02 Jun 2012 00:07:47 -0400

Sweet Jesus..

"Let’s face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger;..."

Sat, 02 Jun 2012 00:04:42 -0400

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Let’s face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren’t invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren’t sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

And why is it that writers write but fingers don’t fing, grocers don’t groce and hammers don’t ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn’t the plural of booth beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices? Doesn’t it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?

If teachers taught, why didn’t preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell? How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which an alarm goes off by going on. English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race (which, of course, isn’t a race at all). That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.

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- (via be-killed)

tyleroakley: Me.

Sat, 26 May 2012 00:06:21 -0400

tyleroakley:

Me.

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Sat, 26 May 2012 00:05:09 -0400

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Mon, 09 Jan 2012 15:08:05 -0500

clurrmonkey:

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clurrmonkey:

fuckrulesfuckyou: Most people would go out clubbing or throw a...

Fri, 02 Dec 2011 20:00:49 -0500

fuckrulesfuckyou:

Most people would go out clubbing or throw a party & get high or drunk out of their minds on their 18th birthday, But I figured I’m turning 18 so I’m no longer a kid & I didn’t want to leave my 18th birthday without a bang, I figured the best way to leave my childhood is to go back to the roots of it for the last time. So i rented out the biggest jungle gym i could find & i spent my birthday being the biggest fucking kid alive with the realest niggas I know, My closest friends, In sweats/basketball shorts & bit T-shirt’s, Slobbing down on pizza, cake & drinks . Wilding the fuck out in that big ass place ! Just imagine the fun i had, I’d put that before being all smoked out & drunk ANY DAY.

I can’t even lie. That’s awesome!

crystalmeowth: omfg GIVE. ME.

Fri, 02 Dec 2011 19:58:19 -0500

crystalmeowth:

omfg

GIVE. ME.

Alone in my apartment. Roach in my bathroom. Panic. Attempt to kill it. Fail. Grabbed my shit. Now on my way to my parents for the night.

Sat, 12 Nov 2011 02:23:39 -0500

#pathetic #noshame #judgeme #shouldve wished for no roaches on 11:11 11-11-11

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Sat, 12 Nov 2011 00:56:40 -0500

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Sat, 12 Nov 2011 00:30:08 -0500

dearscience: (by DYLAN SHAW)

Sat, 12 Nov 2011 00:29:33 -0500

dearscience:

(by DYLAN SHAW)

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Sat, 12 Nov 2011 00:28:02 -0500

I missed both 11:11s on 11/11/11

Sat, 12 Nov 2011 00:22:18 -0500

dareisaysomethingsmart:

I’m going to cry.

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Sat, 12 Nov 2011 00:20:38 -0500

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